Asking Alexandria turn down Charlie Sheen

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As if Charlie Sheen needed any more debauchery in his life, the actor-turned-comedian, who specializes in “winning” and possesses “tiger’s blood,” recently reached out to U.K. metalcore titans Asking Alexandria to see if they would be the opening act for his “My Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.” Apparently, Sheen caught wind of the band’s notoriously riotous behavior and thought they would perfectly compliment his “bangin’ seven gram rock” antics.
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Unfortunately, due to scheduling conflicts, the band was forced to decline Sheen’s offer. In an official press release, the band issued the following (brilliant) statement: “The group would like to publicly thank Sheen for this special invite and promise him that the tiger’s blood runs deep in all of them. Sheen claims to be a rockstar from Mars, but the real question is if he can hang with these British titans. Hopefully their paths will cross one of these days. Winning!”